" split pea "

 [ "split pea" ]

1: synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.

  * e.g.,  ... Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea. 

 [ "split pea poop" ]

1: When you have diarrhea and before you can flush you puke in the bowl to make a fresh batch of split pea poop.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend Jake repeatedly cooked a leftover lasagna multiple times in the oven which left him looking at the wrong side of a serving of split pea poop. 

 [ "Split Pea Soup" ]

1: When a man peas into a bucket and then boils the pea and later pour it into a girl's vagina or mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... She didn't didn't want to have sex with me so I will punish her with some of my split pea soup! 

 [ "splitting my peas" ]

1: a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

  * e.g.,  ... shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans 

 [ "split pea soup" ]

1: When a man or trans female ejaculates after having his penis cleaved in two.

  * e.g.,  ... I love drinking split pea soup; too bad that the stench of his blood ruins the flavor a bit.